I drove to Kokomo last night because it was my brother Andy's high school graduation. I left my camera in my car, which was parked half a mile away because that was the closest spot I could find. And I really wished I had it with me, so I could have captured the chaos.
It started out as a typical boring high school graduation. 3,000 people packed into a stifling hot gymnasium with no air flow and even worse acoustics. Various school officials gave droning speeches that no one could hear anyway. The official class speaker was laughably awful. The band played a couple times. The honors graduates were named first, so I did get to see my brother walk across the stage. The salutatorian spoke and no one knew what she said. It would have helped had the microphone not been pointed at her forehead. The valedictorian was taller and so could talk into the microphone, but he sounded like he had a mouth full of marbles. At that point no one was listening, however, because as soon as he began his speech the tornado sirens went off.
This isn't an uncommon event in the Midwest. Evening thunderstorms happen almost every night in the summer, and we'll get tornado watches or warnings at least once a week. But when the tornado sirens go off the police and the national guard shut down the streets and ferry any people out into the nearest tornado-proof shelter.
So the sirens went off during the valedictorian's speech, people stopped listening and started shifting nervously, calling people on their cell phones. Halfway through the speech it would have been impossible to hear what the poor guy was saying anyway. A little further in the high school principal stopped the speech and told everyone that they were being made to evacuate the gym, cross the street, and take shelter in the school.
Let me repeat that. A handful of cops and national guard members were to escort 3,000 people, a good number of whom were elderly and/or disabled, OUT INTO A RAGING THUNDERSTORM, and pack them into the lower level of the school across the street. Needless to say, the whole thing was a disaster. According to my brother Josh, who was sitting in a different section from us, there were a lot of people around him panicking, but I didn't see anyone like that. Apparently at least one of the graduates had a panic attack and had to be carried out. I don't know if that's true. All I know is that my grandmother is in a wheelchair and we had to lift the wheelchair over the street curbs and walk all the way around the school to get to a wheelchair accessible ramp. Did I mention the school is next to a creek that floods at the drop of a hat? So the street was already covered in ankle-deep water.
Everyone was soaked, and pissed, and still hot because then they were crowded into stairwells instead of bleachers, and then the rest of the graduation ceremony was canceled. So only the honors graduates were the ones who got to actually walk across the stage, so you can imagine THAT caused a whole lot of outrage. Plus the graduates won't actually get their diplomas until they go back to the school on Monday and turn in their cap and gown. Everything was such a clusterfuck that the students just got sent home with them still on.
(there was no tornado, by the way)